（噢我也有機會用上這種農場標題了！）
從來沒想過有一天我會寫一篇遊戲心得……雖然說其實玩遊戲的人並不是我就是了。XD
如果是《賽門說》的老讀者大概都知道他的涉獵範圍涵蓋電影、特攝、漫畫、遊戲、寫真偶像（好啦他現在很少看了），身為太太的我即使原本什麼都不懂，也是跟著看了幾集假面騎士，一起玩PAD（雖然現在幾乎變成先生的第二帳號了ww），並在交往時期的電話中上了不少美漫史遊戲史特攝史課程……總之，先生是很好的說書人，我知道他對喜愛的事物總是充滿熱情。雖然我不見得對每件事情都有興趣，但是能夠成為先生的專屬聽眾，並支持他做自己喜歡的事情，對我來說是很值得的事。我喜歡講起故事來眼睛閃閃發亮的他。
所以第二次幫他過生日的時候，我選了當時剛出不久的Wii U當禮物。
但是在之後的四年來，它出場的次數實在寥寥可數。
並不是Wii U這台遊戲主機不好，而是交往後先生將許多自己的時間都保留給我；也會顧慮如果他自己一直打電動，我是不是會無聊沒事做。他盡可能地找了可以與我同樂的遊戲來玩，比如說《馬力歐賽車8》或是《花枝娘》（Splatoon），但我真的是個很笨拙的玩家，不擅操作只會尖叫XD（雖然看我尖叫是也是他的樂趣之一啦）；最後除了跨年朋友聚會拿出來玩之外，我們最常用的反而是線上日文K歌。
終於一切情勢都在《薩爾達傳說 – 荒野之息》出現之後逆轉了！
薩爾達是何等大作我就不贅述了，隨便查都有許多介紹與強者心得。我想說的是這款遊戲除了讓我孕期不無聊之外，還深刻了解到為什麼有人喜歡看遊戲實況這件事情。對於像我這樣並不排斥遊戲，卻手笨不會操作總是玩得一團糟的人來說，看強者玩遊戲是一種享受，也有一種「好像自己也參與了這場遊戲」的快感；而薩爾達的開放世界做得之遼闊與精細，更加深了觀看者的參與感。雖然實際上是先生在操作與遊玩，但我可以在一旁幫他看哪裡有怪、是不是漏撿了什麼寶物、剛剛NPC提供的訊息可能是哪個任務的線索；遇到解謎關的時候，一起思考要怎麼解開謎題、用什麼道具，找寶箱在哪裡。在這麼大的世界裡，一個人玩遊戲很容易有視覺死角，但是兩個人一起就可以更全面地去探索，討論下一步該怎麼走。
（只是想放這首歌）（我導航很ＯＫ的才沒有壞掉！）
就像是我們一起開車出去玩一樣。先生負責開車載我去兜風，我可以沿途欣賞風景，也偶爾幫忙找路導航，肚子餓了就停下來吃點東西，再討論下個點要去哪裡；睡著了也沒關係，先生會好好地把我送回家。每次玩薩爾達都像是這樣一趟有趣的旅程，不論晴雨，隨時可以出發；而且薩爾達的地圖超大，如果對某個支線任務覺得累了，也可以立即跳到別的地方去探險，並沒有一定要解開什麼才能繼續前進的事情（打不打得過敵人是另一回事www）。可以當作平日下班後玩個一小時的紓壓遊戲，也可以作為假日休閒的一場冒險，到後來先生已經養成跟我一起玩的習慣，偶爾我不舒服先休息他也不敢推進劇情，「不然覺得有些劇情妳沒看到很虧」他是這麼說的。作為夫妻間共同話題與休閒活動，我覺得這款遊戲很值得。
然後到了第六次幫先生過生日的時候了。過去幾年總是勞師動眾，不少親友推友我都厚著臉皮叨擾過，想想自己也沒實際回饋人家實在很抱歉；加上婚後因為每天都在一起，要偷偷進行什麼計畫實在是太困難了。有了一起玩薩爾達的美好經驗，四年後再買一台遊戲主機應該是個不錯的選擇。雖然今年兩台新世代主機：Nitendo Switch & Sony PS4 pro其實目前我們好像都不太需要，但自從懷孕後先生一肩扛起所有家事，早上準備水果晚上帶晚餐回家，讓我專心當個廢人孕婦，實在很應該好好獎勵他一下。
那天先生看到友人發在instagram的即時動態照片竟然大叫了。「他買了！他買了！！！他買了PS4 pro！！！」明明一直跟我說他沒有想要PS4 pro的人現在不知道是在興奮什麼。
我真的是花了很大的力氣才忍住笑沒有脫口而出「嗯其實他手上那台PS4pro，是你的。」:P
生日快樂，我親愛的你。謝謝你一直以來都很用心經營我們的生活，謝謝你在我懷孕這段時間扛起所有事情與責任，面對所有可能的雜音都義無反顧地直接回擊，把我保護在你身後過得好好的。有時候我會覺得有點捨不得這樣的兩人世界畢竟什麼事情都不用做 ，但很感謝吐寶的來臨讓我們都更成長了一些，半年後的生活相信會很刺激，但只要有你在，我們一定會很幸福。
好了所以你可以去買《勇者鬥惡龍11》而不用再糾結沒有高畫質這件事情了！XD
（不好意思前面這麼認真後面變成放閃）
（其實從頭到尾都在放閃哈哈哈哈）
（終於可以看藍光電影了！）
在迎接吐寶到來之前，我們就把握時間盡情打電動吧！Fighting！
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